Mister Collina
Pierluigi Collina
Born in Italy, Pierluigi's childhood was a happy yet a disciplined one. His mother Stella, a bald Estonian pheasant met Pierluigi's father, Giuseppe, at a football match in Fiorentina. Giuseppe was a top-notch referee, usually presiding over 2nd division football games. When Pierluigi was born, he naturally took an instant liking to refereeing. Growing up, Pierluigi and his father would act out football scenario's in their home, usually Pierluigi would be beaten by his father if he made a wrong call, many say this is the reason that Pierluigi facial expression are always cold and calculating, while many say it could be from the electric-shock torture he sustained when he was captured by the viet-cong. Coupled with his dashing good looks and his forceful manner Pierre is the ultimate referee.
"how about you taste a fist sandwhich"
(After arguing a call with Collina, this Man U player was found half eaten in a London gutter, Collina denies claims)
Now a successful referee in Italy's seria A, and presiding over the biggest global event in the world - the world cup, many say that all his dreams have come true, However, Pierluigi, in a recent interview recalls "ever since I started losing my hair at the age of 15, my biggest fantasy would be to have back my beautiful golden locks that would always intice the ladies"
Pierluigi is considered the toughest man on the Pitch, no one questions his call, due to the emmense respect players have for the man and also because they are scared he will have them for dinner.
(PIERRE USING HIS FAMOUS "DEATH STARE")
the many faces of Collina - this collage of images shows just how animated and what a real character collina is!!
They say he does a good Stallone impersonation
This is the only picture of Collina smiling, it was taken of him while he was unawares, the photographer - Barry Jones died a few days later from injuries sustained from Collina eating his face
