So my mate kilroy sent me this msn conversation about something that happened like 3 years ago. It was the night before i went to mexico, so i decided i would go out on the town sober as to not miss my flight at 6 am the next morning and to say goodbye to mates. Anyway we are walking out of the carpark when some drunk dude, maybe 30-40 asks if my shirt says funkstien (which must of been a band) and im like nah man it says funkshen (a bodyboarding brand) and then hes says ‘good cos you uni students are all a bunch of cunts anyway’ and im like ‘man i don’t even go to uni’ and then i guess he just snapped; ‘what ya wanna go’ etc and im just standing there with this puzzled look on my face, surprised some dude is ready to throw down cos he miss read my shirt. Anyway one thing led to another and we wrestled for a while, his wife like tried to break it up and i think somehow got knocked over in the tussle. Then he got really angry. Got up and started swinging. I don’t really know what happened but i remember my shirt getting ripped and then that was when i was like nah fuck this, turned around and swung with all i had, kilroy laid the dude down on the footpath and we bailed into another bar. I thought that was it for the night and didn’t really think anything of it until now after reading this.

5:54pmTimothy
he tried to fight me and aaron. and then copped some POW right in the kisser
5:55pmMick
hahha why did he try to fight you?? cos you stole his job at the farm?
5:58pmTimothy
ahah. nah he said something wrong- we corrected him and then he came flaring at us- his girlfriend tried to break it, ripped aaron's new shirt- they then wrestled, i kicked him once in the head, he came to me, i managed to get his arms around his back and then BAM! right in the kisser by aaron. i had to just lay him on the concrete
felt kind of bad
5:59pmMick
did this happen at Mary's at the butterfly effect gig?
because if it did i can tell you a story about the remainder of his night haha
6:00pmTimothy
um man hahaa maybe
whys that
fuck man. perhaps hey
i think so ahaha
6:00pmMick
because i remember he said he got in a scuffle with some "bodyboarding cunts" at butterfly effect then......
6:01pmTimothy
ahhhhh hahaha
yeh man that was it
6:01pmMick
he got a cab home ditched his ugly mrs, grabbed the biggest knife he could find, jumped in his car fucking maggot and tried to go back down the street looking for yous. on the way he crashed onto the field near maccas and just went back home defeated
6:02pmTimothy
so he wasnt too bad then. cos man, he was a fucking rag doll till i last saw him hey. we had to bail cos of seccas
really?? did he do that?
6:02pmMick
yeh man he rung me up the next day cos we were supposed to skate but he said he ran into some trouble and told me all about it
6:03pmTimothy
u lying??
6:03pmMick
his car was fucked man, i saw it
6:03pmTimothy
a knife and shit?
6:03pmMick
this old lady from the soup kitchen gave it to him and he fucked it up
yeh man
thats what he told me and his mrs confirmed 
how classic is that
you cunts are lucky he was blind haha

That pretty much sums up Lismore to a tee. Some dude ready to kill you due to his dyslexia.

anyway here is some pics from the trip which was probably the best thing i have done in my life