CHAPTER ONE





THE ABOVE IMAGE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN ANIMATED .GIF FILE OF AN EJACULATING PENIS.

HOWEVER UNION PRESIDENT SARAH McBRATNEY HAS OFFICIALLY WITHDRAWN THAT IMAGE FROM PUBLICATION ON THE GROUNDS THAT IS ILLEGAL UNDER STATE AND FEDERAL LAW.

You can read Geoff's response to Sarah McBratney's decision here. You can read the Editors' response here, a well as Sarah's response to Geoff's reposnse.

Sorry about that. We' return you to your normally scheduled article now.

 

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