You will be split into groups of four. You must keep an eye on the member of your own group to ensure there is no cheating

You can only piss in the asterisked pubs. Pissing in the wrong place incurs a two-stroke penalty

Par indicates number of swigs allotted to the drink

After one person has finished their drink, there is a 10 minute drinking-up time. If you fail to drink up in this time, there is a two-stroke penalty

Vomiting incurs a two-stroke penalty

If one must vomit, one must shout "FORE" before doing so, otherwise it will be a five-stroke penalty

If an individual or specific group of individuals get us kicked out of anywhere, they have to pay for the next round for their group

If a member of the game refuses to drink the specified drink, his shoes and socks will be removed for the remaining time in that bar and he incurs a ten-stroke penalty

If, at the end of the game, the scores are tied, there will be a sudden death drink-off.

If anybody does happen to die during the game, don't sue us, you fuckers

Any disreputable, yobbish or rude behaviour will be punishable by ten strokes - Merv this one is for you

All pants/jeans must be tucked into socks. Non-compliance incurs a two-stroke penalty for every hole

No other drinks can be taken for the duration of the game. 5 stroke penalty per infringement

Water hazards (Spillage) will result in a dropped shot(s) depending on the severity of the offence. The severity is to be judged by a panel of independent adjudicators. “Extreme” water hazards will result in the replay of the hole

Fourex Gold is banned on all holes and is punishable by wearing underwear on the outside.