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Congratulations to Kate and Richard!
Who married yesterday, to each other, even. A beautiful ceremony
on a beautiful day. I particularly liked the part where they read extracts of
"The Velveteen Rabbit" to each other. As the officially appointed wedding
photographer, I found it a bit hard to focus at times, as I was getting a bit
misty (truly, I am a BIG SOOK at lovely weddings like this) From my family to
yours Rich and Kate (& Griff), may your marriage be a loving happy and
fruitful one,
'til all the seas gang dry my dears!
Sex,
Lies and Research ~ and what we believe because it's on the net...
This is a slightly different post for me (don't think it is out of character
however, I
may post entries that talk about
sex at any time
without warning) but I read something recently that did make me chuckle. No
doubt everyone else has already heard about this, but I don't care...In a recent
article in the
The Melbourne Age Bettina Arndt,
Australian media writer and psychologist discussed the idea, which I
very
much agree with, that
Of course sex is very good for us. Isn't it? The article was
actually exploring research attempting to link good health to frequent sex, but
one of the more amusing parts of the article had to do with a student by the
name of Brandon Williamson who (as a joke) thought he would pen an article
titled
"Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast
cancer in women", insert a CNN banner on top of the page and pop it up on
his college webpage, subsequently the article made news around the world, being
taken as fact. After all the fuss had died down, young Brandon explained himself
here. What I
think amused me the most about this story though, was that (according to Arndt)
Brandon apologized to his University, CNN and to "
all men who did not take
advantage of this article in time to get head" ~ I admire a well-honed
ironic sense of political - incorrectness!
addit: Speaking of sex, see
the latest weird & wonderful search queries leading here, listed below ~ No
doubt I shall get a few more "sex" hits after this particular entry above...I
have no idea where the female circumcision bit came from, I'm sure I have never
discussed that barbaric practice in this blog. ~ I
was glad to see a
Zappa query there, along with
Lateralus by
Tool and
one about
Gremlin theme piano tabs??
Google:
"female circumcision" pictures
Google: pictures of a female with female
circumcision
Google: tool theme windows lateralus
Google: flash swf dont
eat yellow snow frank zappa
MSN Search: amatuer wife sex pictures
Google: cool addit
Google: Gremlins theme piano tabs
Google: pics of
weird sex postures
Creative Slump...
Current State
of Mind...
Sleep
deprivation combined with an apathy of my creative spirit has caught me in a
creative limbo...apart from the Calla Lilly I painted using Painter 8 on my
Wacom, I have not done much at all...I want to play with
Expression again, I love
that program, you can do so much with it...(btw ~ if you want to see a simple
example of one of my Expression drawings look at my
White
Swan) Oh yes, it would be good to find the energy, but after a day
of...futzing and fussin and fightin, ah...I don't know....*sigh* On the upside,
I
have been creative in some ways by increasing my css knowledge and
tweakage skills, I suppose...I have redisigned my
creature features (The
individual Bird Song and Aquarium Denizen pages) in the
"other" area of the site with a great deal of illuminated
guidance and help from looking at some of the great coding examples to be found
at
glish.com
In
the Cut...
shiver...have
just been to see this movie with my darling. Rather good film, quite disturbing,
dark and powerful. Jane Campion's direction is spot on, and Meg Ryan shows her
considerable acting talent, not to mention Mark Ruffalo...
So
tired... the children decided it was going to be
sleep-deprivation night
for the parents, yet again last night.
Arggggghhh...I
know this is just a phase we are going through, and
I
know one day I shall lament the fact that my wee-ins seem to
have grown up so quickly and only seem to want to borrow the car or need some
money or something like that when they talk to me...but,
please...can't
we have a little bit more sleep? Just a bit?
Happy Birthday to Meg, Congrats for Kat, and for
Pat, More on The Lord Of The Rings "The Two Towers"! (Yes, this
is the longest post title I have ever
done) ~ First let me say to
Meg Happy
Birthday!, sorry I'm late! Can I then say to
Kat, not only
congratulations on
finally getting a message through on the
recalcitrant enetatation, but congrats on winning the "
Title My Untitled
NanoWriMo Novel" contest at
Utter Wonder! I hope that
lottery ticket does well for you too!
Pat, I hope you get your copy of the
extended DVD soon, but however long it takes it is worth the wait...just set
aside a good week for yourself to savour it...I have just spent the last 3 hours
being absorbed in the 2nd appendices disk, which goes into amazing detail about
how the film score, orchestration, sound effects and foley etc. were put
together, and this was just in one section of the disc that dealt with the audio
on the film. I have also watched the warriors, stunts, filming, production and
direction logistics with awe...Viggo Mortenson comes across as being one of the
most dedicated actors to have ever played a part...I have still to watch much of
the first appendices...but that is also fascinating, if just for the
aforementioned "Taming of Sméagol" Am I ranting? Raving on a bit? Hmmm...I
should probably go to bed then!
The
Two Towers...
...extended
DVD is well worth every cent. The extra scenes and extended scenes alone flesh
out the movies story line and explain much more than the cinema release could.
It also goes a fair way towards explaining David Wenham's (Faramir) behaviour in
the cinema release. Not only that but the appendices, such as "The Taming of
Sméagol" are brilliant! More indepth review after I have checked out all the
goodies on offer on the 4 Disks. Preliminary assessment: Just buy
it!
Good
Bad or just Indifferent? 
Very
interesting...In the course of following links from a friend of mines live
journal thingy ~ I stumbled across this site that has a tool to determine how
evil or good your site (or a particular block of text) is ~ so I gave it a
go...I'm not as evil as I thought I might have been...or at least this blog
isn't! (and I was even listening to
Alice Cooper at the time) - Is
this be something I should work on? (you can try it out yourself by clicking on
the
32% Evil graphic) Oh and to Kat, Pat and anyone else who may have
tried to leave an enetation comment re: the cave pics, thanks, and sorry it
doesn't seem to be working.
Eventually, maybe I will learn how to make my
own comments interface that I can host myself...actually I see that pat's
comment from a few days ago and one ryan left are showing now...but not
Kat's...very, very strange. Comment gremlins!
addit: I just ran 5,000
words of an old essay I did for Uni through the evil/good comboobulator-thingy
and it came out to be surprisingly good! (Shame the lecturer didn't think
so...*chuckle*) What fascinates me is the way the goodness/evil quotient is
determined; for example:
Value
of phrase "the triage categorization of the patient is derived through
determining the patient’s specific need." 5719 5719=7x817
Cave

The "latest thang" image is a shot of some geological
formations found in the limestone caves near
Buchan, Victoria, Australia...It's hard to believe I was only
there with the family yesterday, it seems like another (entirely alien) world
away. I shall put together a little gallery of some of the photographs I managed
to take while touring one of the cave systems soon for those who may be
interested in looking at more of this sort of thing. Let me also take this
opportunity to thank
Mr. Lawn Greengrass
from
Stratford Upon Avon-The Truth for kindly contacting me and
pointing out I was getting my u's & e's mixed up in
amateur (in my
blog-descriptive-thing bit). He needn't have apologized for said corrections in
his email, for I am well aware that my spelling (& grammer) occasionally
leaves a lot to be desired and any corrections are taken in the spirit they are
given, in good faith. Thanks to anyone who has actually decided to check back
and see if I am blogging again too! I think I shall be spending the next few
days catching up with the multitude of ebots I have received from
Renderosity...
addit: I have now included a small gallery of 8 images
from the Buchan Cave tour...
here
Off
line/Hold the line/Over-the-line/Down the line/I am a linesman for the county
type thingy notice... 
Due to circumstances totally within my control I will be
offline for a bit. Call it a sabbatical/philosophical exercise to see if I can
resist my
computer cravings for a few days! Hence no regular blog up
dates for a little while. Check in later. I hope all my friends stay healthy,
happy and creative in their personal lives in the interim. I
will
return!!
Sunshine, Lollipops... beautiful day today ~ the sun
is out, the skies are blue, it's beautiful and so are you...it isn't raining in
my heart however. Hopefully it's pumping still, but no rain...which reminds
me...via
The Edge:
An
autonomous agent is something that can both reproduce itself and do at least one
thermodynamic work cycle. It turns out that this is true of all free-living
cells, excepting weird special cases. They all do work cycles, just like the
bacterium spinning its flagellum as it swims up the glucose gradient. The cells
in your body are busy doing work cycles all the time.
Macro Mouse and Visitors to PunkClown
House/Site/Thingy Thank you to Linda, of
pernicious
bloggage by chlora form the cat fame...Hey, anyone who puts a word like
pernicious in their blog name has got to be cool! She popped in
and signed my guest book leaving this nice message:
From
what I've seen so far, lovely site. Cant remember how I got here, but once I was
I hung around and read your blog. Very very nice. I'll be back. Your welcome to
visit me at Pernicious Bloggage by Chlora Form the Cat. Not as snappy as yours
but it serves. I try to be interesting and/or funny. Sometimes I
succeed.
Thanks Linda, I appreciate the feedback, I have visited your blog
and think you succeed with being interesting and funny rather well...I
particularly liked your last post reviewing
Moulin Rouge, I must say the musical about
Genital
Warts sounds...ummm
different!
Thanks also to dear
Meli who made an entry in my guest book as well, and told me
she was concerned about my love of jellyfish...*evil grin* I have moved the
Jelly Fish photograph into the latest thang archives now Meli...all I have
managed to get time to do recently has been to take a macro photo of my
mouse...tres exciting I don't think, but hey...I'm sure things will get more
interesting (or at least slightly preposterous) soon! Cheers everyone....
Whoa! That was weird!
Just
went to check the status of the blog and the page opened at the blogspot of a
certain
SteveSachs...hmmm...Checked the url and yes, it says
punkclown.blogspot...refreshed the page....Stephen Sachs again. I'm not sure
what was happening in blogspot universe. I decided to log into my blogspot
account and republish the entire site which seems to have fixed the problem
(except enetation appears to be "out" again) but I was baffled for a while
there. The thing I want to know is that if visitors to this blog got Stephen
Sachs blog...Where did the people going to Stephen's blog end up?
I
was offline for a bit today ~ as my modem decided to have a wobbly
for a while, don't know why...The wife
who is the wonderful purchased a
new computer desk for me (hell, my
first computer desk, I've
always gotten by with makeshift desks which were probably bad for posture etc.
previously) Most of the afternoon was spent assembling it, as it came
flat-packed and in pieces, but luckily I have had much
Ikea immersive
experience (no it wasn't from Ikea, but it could have been) so the process
wasn't as stressful as it might have been...so I have a grrrrooovey new desk and
the feng shui of the whole room is much better! However, I digress. Of course it
was necessary for the computer to be unplugged and cables rethreaded and so
forth...So this was done, but once everything was hooked up again, the little
leds on the modem just didn't light up as they usually do. I plugged the little
devil into a few different power sockets with no joy, then took it out and
whacked it upside its casing a few times...and on trying it after this, it
worked [
note: I do not advocate use of force against inanimate ( or
animate) objects, but in this case it was effective] So here I am, but only to
say to anyone from Renderosity who is wondering where I am...I'm here, I just
tried to check in on the 2D forum and the site was down for the scheduled
maintenance, so apologies, but I will get to the threads tomorrow (as I'm going
to bed soon) To you people and to everyone else: peace love and mungbeans!
[Listening to: Impossible Guitars [Roxy Music] - Phil Manzanera
- Manzanera Collection Disc 1 (03:41)]
Site
Map Update
It
is
done,
here ~ after playing around with css menu items and the
placement thereof, and finding out that I had stuffed up half of the addresses
to my internal links during testing...
HAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA but it's done
now and I don't care...It's on the home page menu, instead of a silly # address
where home used to be in the menu, which was really redundant wasn't it because
you were already on the home page and yes I'm rambling now with very little
punctuation at all writing writing madly ha perhaps I should join the
nanowrimo
thingy or even crazier thought the
metamorphosism challenge-thang yes, thats it!!!!
THATS
IT! Ummm...No it isn't...I definitely should have worn more sunscreen or a
hat or something when I mowed the lawn today I think. It's those damn solar
flares frying my synapses ~ check em out at
Gary's blog - but
you better wear shades!
Site
Map

~ Got to get around to doing one!
Today: painting fusebox,
painting downpipe, contemplating mowing front lawn as the grass has been on
steroids lately...feeling a bit flat, or was that
fat?
Tired ~ where does time go? I seem to let it slip
through my fingers these days...my wife says I spend a lot of time
"
futzing" (as she calls it) on the computer...time wasting, I think she
means...lol. Dial up contributes to a hell of a lot of futzing time I think...
ah...what a strange sad, happy, sad few days...but I feel tired at the moment.
Of course you do you silly man - it's gone past 2400hrs! Some things that
reinvigorates me: Sunshine, Children's laughter, running my fingers through my
wife's hair, friends words...Some things that amaze me...other peoples
resilience in times of trouble, others capacity to help others when their well
is nearly dry....things like that. Another thing that amazes me is the amount of
boundless energy, good vibes and creativity that can be packaged into one human
being ~ like my friend
Meli!
Poor
Quack ~ He got through the night ok, and seemed fine this morning,
but we went out for a few hours this afternoon, whilst the G.P. (grandparents)
looked after the children. We left him him cheeping away in his box, only to
return to find him dead. Perhaps he was sick to start with, he never seemed
exactly quite right, no doubt in shock...we'll never know I suppose...anyway
Jane & I buried him in the garden. The eldest child was a bit upset, but she
is pretty realistic about things bless her. We still have the goldfish, cat and
the chickens to keep us on our toes...poor quack was just not meant for this
world obviously...
Quack

I was working on the Rendo 2D Forum "November theme page" today:
Chiaroscuro *lol* - don't ask, oh ok...ask...If you're interested
go
here....but I had to stop for a while because I was tracing
the source of a sound Jane and I had been hearing most of the day, a baby bird's
cry, which we figured must be a fledgling that had fallen from it's nest...we
couldn't pinpoint it because of the other noise around at the middle of the
day...all the other bird calls, the kids running around yelling and so
forth...until finally I decided it was coming from under the verandah....sure
enough, I crawled under the verandah and found a little duckling, not more than
a week old...no sign of it's mother anywhere...so I have been busy setting up a
box with warmth and food etc. for it...it seems fairly ok now, and I think it's
imprinted on me...the eldest decided it should be named "Quack" - looks like
we've been adopted by yet another animal! Boy, it's been a strange week, what
with
Beth and the possum and the butcher-bird and so forth...
Telly tonight... ~ Indiana Jones and the Temple of
Doom....OK, Indy is fun, but...hell I've seen it
how many times
now? Oh, the
Movie Show with Margaret and David...gotta love those two,
and they do fairly good movie reviews as well, if only I could get decent
reception for SBS...Ah now, here's an interesting one...
Hairy Women. A
documentary with nudity and sex references... *raises eyebrows a millimetre or
two* Ummm...the perennial favorite of course:
Home Shopping but too late
for me, and I'm afraid I'm not a very good consumer really...
A
spider is a program that searches out sites by following links.
Mostly they are used by search engines to log new sites. On a site with a
multitude of internal crosslinks a spider may try and to follow down all of them
and overloaded the servers. This is bad. To stop such a thing from grinding a
busy site to a halt one would have to effectively lock down the site by
"battening the hatches" Spiders are both cool and not cool .. on one hand it
gets you more web traffic on the other hand ...
This
interesting information above I have paraphrased from a colleague at 'rosity. I
often find myself stopping, shaking my head and looking at our modern life
now...Like,
I am walking around inside a science fiction novel of the
kind I may have read when I was a teenager. Sites like large organisms, being
afflicted...by virii and bots that correlate to living pathological agents, not
necessarily malicious in intent, just doing what they do...
What a spin out
man!
btw,
I am still using w.bloggar and am really loving it, you can see what music I am
currently listening to by virtue of me just hitting F 11 ...this box and
associated text styles etc. is brought to you by the F 1 key...I tell
you, it's pretty cool!
addit: This is weird however..I just noticed
that the "Listening to" option has displayed the album title as "Fifteen
Wild Septembers" when it is actually "Fifteen Wild Decembers" - that
would be more to do with the windows media search database than the bloggar
software however!
fishface ~

I've been trying to upload this to Renderosity for a while
now, but keep getting sql errors* - so I'll put it here ( if you click on the
thumbnail you go to larger version) ... an unfinished work for October's
2D
Graphics forum theme...Yes, I'm late, but I'm the forum's moderator so I can
be! *rasberry* Stayed up late to work on it, and it's not even half finished
yet...where are all those extra hours in the day? Ah well...rather tired today.
Better have some lunch...tic toc tic toc...that's better!
*(
post
script ~ the site was crawled by some kind of spider-thingy which apparently
really puts a spanner in the works ~ however the programmers fixed it toot
sweet!)
Spooky Abandoned Hospital Story ~ Thanks Kat at
Mostlyfluff for visiting and signing my guestbook. I was reading
her last hallowe'en blog earlier ~
The Witching Hour Draws Nearer and it really reminded me of some
of the photographs I have seen at
abandoned-places.com
very cool photography...just right to go with the mood of Kat's story!
Possums and Parking Inspectors After our sad news
this am, we packed the children in the car to go and visit my sister-in-law Beth
and her partner Paul (we had planned this a while back) The eldest was going for
a sleepover with her auntie. They live in Elwood, quite close to the beach which
would have been nice if the weather was a bit more clement, but as it was
bitterly cold winds were lashing and thunder-clouds threatening. We went for a
walk on the beach anyway.
When we first arrived there, Beth & Paul took
us into the spare room to show us a little cardboard box with a towel
inside...huddled in the towel was a
baby possum that they rescued from
it's mother's pouch. The poor mum had fallen out of the tree near their
stairwell and was quite deceased. Having extracted the young animal, they rang a
number for injured wildlife and were given another number for a person
relatively local to them who cares for native wildlife in distress. The nearest
person lived in Hawthorn (not
that relatively local really...) After we
left Beth drove with number 1 child to take the Possum there. Her new company
car, which has all the latest
bells and whistles broke down on the way
there. As she says, it almost gives you a cardiac arrest with all the alarms and
such that go off if you try and start it without your seat-belt on, but it
did not have any alarm for the park-brake being left off, so if left in
neutral, could roll away (not that that happened mind you, just an example of
strange design faults). The car also had an electronic fuel gauge that happened
to be faulty..which was the cause of the car coming to a halt in this case. The
sun must have come out for a rare brief stint, as it was getting hot in the car
for the two travellers (3 if you count the possum) so they got out to stretch
their legs...they hadn't walked 3 metres (approx...... 9 feet) before another
little car zoomed up and a parking inspector jumped out and proceeded to give
Beth's car a ticket..."
umm...that's my car" she said to the inspector
"
it's broken down" "
you have to be standing by the car if it's broken
down" the parking inspector said..."
Ah...I'm right here..." Beth said
to the woman...."
you have to be standing by the car if it's broken down"
she repeated pedantically. Beth explained that she wanted to stretch her and our
little one's legs..."
Have you tried to start it?" asked the parking
inspector..."
well, yes...it broke down, it won't start" "
try it
again" Beth got in and tried to start it thinking "
I bet the bloody
thing's going to start this time...my luck!" but it didn't start. So the
parking inspector lightened up and "let them off" also radioing the other
parking inspectors in the area to let them know this breakdown was
legit...apparently they drive around covering every street every 10 minutes or
so! (such is the power of revenue raising from parking violations...ever wonder
why there never seems to be enough spots to park in? It's in the local councils
fiscal interests.) Better to ride a bike or catch public transport if you
can...if it's there. Beth finally got through to the roadside service people on
her mobile phone and got moving again....So, the baby possum was safely
delivered to the possum-person and Auntie Beth decided to take Number 1 to
Luna Park
Butcher Birds & Other Sadness ~ My wife told me
something that made me feel sad and a bit angry this morning. Apparently one of
our neighbours shot and killed the butcherbird (
Cracticus torquatus) that frequents (or used to frequent)
our abode...Mrs PC had noted that the little fella hadn't been around much
lately, and our neighbour's wife (who teaches Piano to the good-looking one)
told her what her husband had done, apparently because the bird had been bombing
them or some such rot...I mean
shoot the poor thing? How about
getting the garden hose out and spraying it with water? Why does the Alpha male
homo-sapiens have to respond to every irritation or perceived threat with
violence?
Then later this morning, my in-laws came over with some very
sad news concerning the sudden death of a good friend of my wife's,
Jill
in England. Jill and Derek had taken in my wife when she travelled to England in
her early 20's, knowing very few people in a different country - opening their
house and hearts to her (and my sister-in-law too, when she went over there
later) with great generosity. ..I have been fortunate enough to meet Jill and
Derek when they travelled over here a couple of years ago, as well as getting to
know two of their lovely daughters Bec and Em while they were travelling
Australia. Jill and Derek struck me as a great couple with a fantastic senses of
humour and a wonderful verve for life. I know Jill will be sorely missed. Our
thoughts and love go out to Derek and the rest of the family over their
loss.
This
is a cool tool!
Testing
::w.bloggar:: to see if it works. Ohhh it's
nearly 0500hrs so i'll probably break something....hmmmm lets see, shall we?
COOL! It works! I suppose I'll work out how to get the post title in, but I only
just started playing with this. At the moment I am using it's edit post tools,
without having to log into my blogger account...So
OKDOKEY Looks like it
has promise, so here's a plug (above) for it too! Now I better go to bed...don't
want to slip too much into nightshift mode again!
Too right it does! It has all sorts of goodies
such as custom tag options and the like! I have already customized
ctrl-F1 to give me my
post title
tag
~
addit: - I just visited
creativity
machine again and Jean has already explained how to get your post titles so
I can free up the ctrl-F1 tab for something else...I was obviously sleep
deprived last night and missed that!
I have also defined
ctrl-F2 to
give me
this
box
and I have only just started. You can edit your main template and so
forth and preview it all quite quickly. Not to mention the convenience of being
able to enter, edit and save entries without having to be online...the next time
you go on line you can simply publish then. I personally think it's a pretty
cool tool and will be using it a fair bit I'd say...Check it out for yourself.
*GRIN*