Email: berkingroversfc@iprimus.com.au

Who's Who

Zavier Wazir was appointed manager of Berking Rovers FC in December 2004 following a successful role as caretaker manager. He arrived at Swampside in the summer of 2002 from Slovakia and is contracted until 2007 or until the heat dies off at Interpol.

Formerly the manager of glowing Ukranian side, Dynamo Litbulb, Wazir was one of the managers investigated for Algerian people smuggling allegations before smuggling himself to Berking under a false name.

Lord SW bags another ferreting trophy

Lord Sathington Willoughby is a keen hunter and a lifelong Berking fan, who travels everywhere to watch his beloved team play (except Canada where he shot several endangered species and a Head of State). He is also Chairman and owner of the Berking Massage Lounge, a sponsor of the club's shirts until the early 1990s when the NSL intervened due to a lewd business logo. He is also the proud owner of the club's mascot - Crazy Jake.

Crazy Jake is possibly more misunderstood than crazy. An ex-police dog, the loveable pooch was forced to retire for being too "enthusiastic".

Today, he is Berking Rover's proud mascot and crowd controller. Thanks to Jake, no away fan has ever misbehaved twice.

It is also recommended that fans watching the game should refrain from yelling "Go for the ball!" when Jake is nearby as experience has taught us that he often confuses this for an attack command.