Berking Rovers FC Replica Shirt AU$119.95

Hand-crafted in Cambodian sweatshops, these fine garments incorporate the latest in Builders-Crack Technology which forces perspiration from the body to slide down your back and into your buttock crevice. The new microfibre weave is so small you would be forgiven* for thinking that we were cutting costs by reducing the stitching.

* only because you would be correct.

Berking Rovers FC Away Kit AU$49.95

Specially designed for comfort and to combat heat stress. The new away kit mirrors the one worn by Rory "Hacker" McBean in 1983 when he was arrested outside a Melbourne nightclub celebrating a hattrick (albeit own goals) against South Melbourne.

Tensing Sherpa Football Boots AU$349.95

These kicker boots provide the best in grip and footwear protection. In a pair of Sherpa's, not even Vinnie Jones would dare stomp on your foot for fear of retaliation.

WARNING: The manufacturers wish to advise that trapping the ball should be done so at the players own risk.