A visibly angry spokesmonkey for a group of young simian writers today complained that their joint efforts were not being given the appreciation which they deserved.

"For years," he complained, "we have been typing away furiously to produce what we consider to be landmark scripts, but what happens when we submit them to printing houses? Rejection slip after rejection slip, - that's what!"

"Take for instance our 'Shamlet', a fine book, or 'Richard the Furred' or 'Snackbeth'. Always the same story, - nearly there, but not quite. Very frustrating!"