Well, the usual, you know, - GI Joe, GI Jane, GI Tom, GI Dick, GI Harry, GI...

Okay! I think I've got the picture, George, lets forget about your childhood, - what about music, - what sort of music do you like?

Oh, yes. I'm glad you asked that. I've got a great love for music. Everything from brass bands, - especially bugle music,...- I love that, - right through to stuff like the Beatles' "All You Need Is Oil", or a bit of the old style jazz music like that one, - how does it go? - "Is You Is, or Is You Ain't My Navy? "Hey, I like all sorts of music. Sometimes I listen to them classical things and I did find one I liked with lots of cannons being fired in it. 1812 by Tchaikorovsky (sic) it was called, but with our capabilities we could do a much better version these days.

Mm, what about movies George?

Ah, there you got me. I'm not big on movies. They don't make them like they used to years ago. Movies like "Annie Get Your Gun", - now they were real movies, but these days, if you ask me to go it's like pouring water on troubled oils.

So how do you spend your free time?

Well, right now, I am preparing.

What are you preparing for?

In confidence, we have intelligence, that in late December three high-up foreign persons of eastern extraction may be making their way towards the Middle East, and that they may be carrying certain items with them. Let me tell you, we will be ready. We will use all our resources to stop them.

Wow! I suppose you got the intelligence in a tip-off?

Actually, we were lucky, - we intercepted their communications. Went into a High St card shop, and there on open display were all these cards telling about "Three Kings of the Orient" coming in December.

Thank you, George, - that's all for now.