Tollrose - The Chronical - Humour pages
Caution: Sharp edges
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Just a thought, - British Home Secretary Charles Clarke says he won't tolerate........ | |
| Aftermath | |
| Could this really happen? | |
| Hur v Bush | |
| Is this Bush's inspiration? | |
| The Pub of the Future | |
| The likely prospect for your local. | |
| Off the hook? | |
| Bush, Blair and Howard explain. | |
| Beef de Light | |
| Glow in the dark beef coming to a plate near you. | |
| Slip on these Genes | |
| Pentagon's new approach. | |
| Sydney Trains | |
| Rail problems? - no worries, - really!. | |
| Download Memory Lane | (Graphics) |
| Isn't science wonderful? Now you can download the memories. | |
| Whimsy | (Graphics) |
| A few fudged pictures | |
| Breakthrough | |
| Australian scientists develop sheep with, - well, - different attributes. | |
| Gravity - or Levity? | |
| An interpretation of the way things are, - universewise. | |
| Cover Not(e) | |
| The Case of the Mysterious Cover Note. | |
| David Hicks | |
| Is this the way it will be? | |
| Genetic Engineering (This is a non-genetically modified website.) | |
| Some please do's and some please don'ts for the researchers. | |
| Confusing Headlines | (Graphics) |
| News headlines taken at face value. | |
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| Quality control should have picked up this problem. | |
| From the Mayor's desk | |
| Votewinners anonymous | |
| Animal News | |
| Just the advice you need to keep you safe from rabid animals. | |
| Job Vacancy | |
| Truth in advertising. Why isn't there more? | |
| Spanish Inquisition re-convened | |
| Come home Torquemada - all is forgiven! | |
| Classics- to- be | |
| Struggling writers cry foul. | |
| New Directions | |
| US leader demands other leaders step down. | |
| Iraqi Solution | |
| Fantastic new scheme to remove war threat. | |
| The Shrubbery | |
| Interview with a bloke called George who seems to be obsessed with all things military. | |
| Jane's Fighting Fruit Salad | |
| An outstanding opportunity for the genetic engineers to do their bit for defence. | |
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If you are familiar with the rules of the Geneva Convention, then please pick a title from the ones in this section, and enjoy reading about things military-ish. Special link to the Office of the High Commissioner for Human Rights :- http://www.unhchr.ch/html/menu3/b/91.htm If you are in the vicinity of George W. Bush, please read it aloud to him. n.b. It applies to him, too, - he has no right to "authorise" anything to the contrary. Neither have Rumsfeld, Cheney, Wolfowitz, Sanchez, Miller, Sharon, Arafat, Hussein, bin Laden, White House lawyers or anyone else. |
