Name: Another Master
Location: Crying in The Chapel
Comments: Ahh the suffering.... (The sweet sweet suffering). NAH - Not really, it would be a real prick though if the new Dr didn't end up porkin' Rose woudn't it. She's not all that attractive to me actually. The only thing that I love about UK women is the accent. Yes Groovin' Pinhead.
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Monday, August 15th 2005 - 01:12:19 AM

Name: The Master
Location: Laughing almost as happy if I was in Sandra S's - City to Surf - running shorts crotch.
Comments: He HOO - He He - Huh Ha Huh Huh - Humf humf giggle, giggle, titter, mutter, snicker hee hee.. HA HA HA hee hee hoo hoo. Hair, Hair, Yee Har, WOOO. Giggle.
Smells like 'News Team' spirit. (I always thought that Kraut Cobrain was dodgy !). I agree Dr, it was a bit of a quick wrap up for 45 min' episode. Heh heh. Slut Mum got a RESCUE TRUCK for an old sex favour to open the Tardy glovebox. Heh Heh flimsy writing. "YOU ARE MY DOCTOR ! - OOooh... an i've got an ED-ake". "You need a Doctor then... Muh little looovley". Should be more like to be her GYNAECOLOGIST. HEH HEH... Captain Jack also liked 'MAN CRACK'. Chris Ecc probably reckons he's worth more not tied in to a series. Solo. YEP, not real lot O' royalties though, Eh. Hey Dr, how did you see 'Voyage TTBOTS' B-Bra Eden?. On DVD? CABLE TV?. I will admit though - EVEN I shed a tear as Rose saved the GIT'. A couple of litres of WINE possibly helped me do this, but I needed to vent emotion from being such an EVIL cunt in my Column. Give the new bloke a chance next year EH?. Farewell my old friend.

FUCK the romantic shit though ... I lost half my cock in the 'Gretel Clean' WARS. I am workin' on a new weapon... A (Te Dee Te Nite) host that swears like fuck and pulverizes cock.
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Sunday, August 14th 2005 - 10:12:22 PM

Name: Dr
Comments: Well the old Dr has gone, he cracked it and didnt want to return to a new series, I bet he is spewing now as it has become a real cult hit, he will miss out on royalties, well fuck him, he thought he was to good to be the Dr again !! I see rose was going to leave as well but has re signed for another season, I just hope she dosent use a tow truck to open the tardis again, it was never allowed in the old tv series ! I wonder if we will see captain jack again ?

That is all.........

saw voyage to the bottom of the sea yesterday......had barberra eden...nice tits !

DR
Sunday, August 14th 2005 - 06:54:15 PM

Name: dR
Comments: Well the last for this tear I think, did you like how rose opened the tardis.....I remember from years back only the Dr could open it, as it was isomorphic, that is it would only open up if he held the key, strange how they forget these things, or is the old ship getting tired now ? Im not sure if I like the look of the new cunt, will have to see!

The Dr
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Saturday, August 13th 2005 - 11:01:08 PM

Name: Another Master
Comments: YOU'RE ALL COCK TOUCHERS
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Thursday, August 11th 2005 - 09:36:30 PM

Name: Gretel Clean
Location: Away Agin'
Comments: I have to go back down my Funnel for nine months. See you sooner or devour you later. Male Pulp.
My Jaw will be a Snappin' and your Cock shall be a CRACKIN'.
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Thursday, August 11th 2005 - 09:19:43 PM

Name: Fucked If I Know.
Location: Gonna get That Cunty DR
Comments: Don't know really what you are on about Jack E Jett... Are you any relation to Joan Jett ??... Hello anyway,... thanks for signing my guestbook.
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Thursday, August 11th 2005 - 07:57:25 PM

Name: jack e jett
Email address: jack@jackejett.com
Comments: i am so down with you and this right on site. it makes me wish for the day of my yourth and the small shoes that i use to were before i was able to get a website. they made me.

oh lord, have i said too much?

if you ever get a chance you should see michelle lee in her hit onew woman show not with out ppoppers
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Thursday, August 11th 2005 - 03:16:10 PM

Name: The Master
Comments: Now that I accessed the source. I was able to put it on my chips.  Adric expires in about six stories. He He - He He..... Huh Ha Huh Huh..... (Giggle, giggle, titter and muttering from within my column.)

Happy traumatic regeneration Dr.
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Sunday, August 7th 2005 - 06:27:16 PM

Name: Davros (or maybe the Master ?).
Location: The Invasion Fleet
Comments: Eccleston's number nine. He's too hero romantic - get another Dr signed to a five year contract. The Dr only gets a dozen lives. Throwin' them away. Then again they'll give him a six pack a lives I suppose. I didn't get more lives.... , I hid floating as a turd in a Bell Park public shitter bowl while the big war was on. On the old show the Dr's about to lose a couple of companions. So it's no sweat to lose Rose. Cock tease.
Still this Dr kicks the aliens arses.

Dr - 'WHAT'S THAT SMELL DAVROS ?'. Davros - 'Mutant jizz Dr !, I'm watching the late news !'.
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Sunday, August 7th 2005 - 05:59:18 PM

Name: The Dr
Comments: well next week is the last episode this year, next year Ill be back as some one else, and rose will have gone !! the fuckin BBC fucked up our contracts, thats why ! the best Dr ever and look what they did ! stupid cunts, I wonder who will play me next year ? may be sandra s will be my ass sistant ! The turdis is getting a bit old, like an slr torana, youve got to patch her up.

The DR
Sunday, August 7th 2005 - 03:08:47 PM

Name: The Dr Recharged
Email address: www.vb.vb
Comments: Well the turdis is recharged, what a fuckin job it was hey !

What about those cuntox zipper cunts, well we wont see them again will we, Im working on my assistant to give a good head job while Im at the controls but now Ive got this new cunt on board Ill have to be discreet wont I !!

well next week we meet the cunt darliks again ! I thought they were all gone from a previous episode ?? Hmm I wish the Master would some how come back I miss the cunt.

The DR
Sunday, July 31st 2005 - 02:09:40 PM

Name: The cuntox Dr
Email address: www.tardis.pub.vb
Comments: Well whats it all about alfie ??

Whats going on here ? cunts from russia? those russian sites showing girls wanting to come here are a fuckin scam...they will email you for a while and then say Im a low paid worker it will take me 200 years to save up the money, can you send me $3500 to come over, well guess what, kiss that money good fuckin by Sluts

DR
Friday, July 29th 2005 - 09:05:08 PM

Name: The Doctor
Comments: Well yesterday chief engineer Scotty from the enterprise shit him self and died, he was in his eighties! did you know the cunt wasnt even scottish, it was bullshit, he was canadian, remember his favourite saying.....she canna take any more capt'n she's gonna blow any minute ! problem was she never did fuckin blow and spare us all more episodes !

Ill be watching mt self tomorrow night ha ha

Th DR
Friday, July 22nd 2005 - 08:51:24 PM

Name: The Dr
Comments: Please forgive me, I have sinned, I have just listned to William Shitner singing his common people album, I dont think Ill get to sleep, He must have been starved of oxygen on the enterprise ! hell isnt going to a firery pit, it is locked in a room listening to Bill !!

He must be on some heavy shit !

Tuesday, July 19th 2005 - 10:11:40 PM

Name: The Dr
Email address: Not yOUR BUSINESS
Comments: Fuck it ive mixed up the caps lock with some other fucking key..........fuck computers, cunts of things........now we know why the good dr cant go back in time and save the time lords, cause hell fuck up time and those cunt creatures from 2 weeks ago will fuck him up !! I wonder who will be the Dr next year ? and his ass istant ha ha
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Sunday, July 17th 2005 - 10:04:47 PM

Name: The cunt Dr
Location: Turdis
Comments: Hey George, were all cunts, YOU are a BIG cunt, Im a Cunt, lets all get fucked........remember Merlins all those years ago ?? Remember the poof cunt that followed you into the dunnies at the argyle?? Fuck me if you didnt have a big smile when you came out or there LOL Remember walking aimlessley down the town streets at 1 in the morning looking for an open pub, those were the days :))
Now it's just shit day in day out !! fucking cuntox boring, this town is boring and dying, forget what the mayor says
Friday, July 15th 2005 - 06:30:24 PM

Name: George
Location: Hades nebula
Comments: Hey DR.... I'll put the link below where I found the old column Tardis pics. Plus plenty more pic's. Right down the bottom of it's page you'll find em'. Use IE - EDIT - (Find On this Page) to find (Tardis) or (Master). I don't answer phone at night much. Paranoid - Paranoid - everybody's coming to get me. Even though my nurse won't LET me. I'm a WinePanzee god damn it. Nahhh, Na, Na, Na - Naah. The Master got into his Tardis the same way that the New Doctor will probably get into Billie Pipex !. He has a BIG KEY. New series is OK. Fuck the romantic edge though, * Let's see the Doctor's old cold disregard for human life to preserve time - which was once like the Master's disregard for the preservation of it - for his own ends. Long live Sutek and Sunnyvale Wine.
Recommended link: http://www.shillpages.com/dw/story-4.shtml
Thursday, July 14th 2005 - 08:45:07 PM

Name: The Dr
Location: Earth
Comments: Hey george,
Well fuck me I hadnt seen a pic of the masters tardis for 10 years it brought a tear to my eye....what a magnificent sight where did you find it ??

I tried to call you last week on your phone but it called out !! are you still on the same number ?

How did the cuntox master get into his colum ??

Do you like the new series so far ??

Dr
Monday, July 4th 2005 - 10:32:51 PM

Name: Gretel Clean
Location: The school of young cocks
Comments: I chutneyed another blokes Nuts last night. I'll use it on my toast this morning.
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Monday, July 4th 2005 - 08:31:34 AM

Name: The Master
Location: Waitin' for ya. You northern bastard.
Comments: My Old Tardis My Newer Tardis. (Click on pics to enlarge). I couldn't find out how they make the Tardis sound DR. It seems to be a BIG secret. You didn't fuck that Dalek. He fucked himself. Poor cunt felt lonely and he had a BIG complex in the underground complex. What bullshit. I nearly shed a tear myself. All he wanted was a SUN TAN. What's it all about daddy Davos?.
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Wednesday, June 29th 2005 - 07:19:04 AM

Name: Dr
Location: back of geelong
Comments: Well you all like my new series ?
Hey Master post a pic of your roman colum tardis, I havent seen it for about 15 years not shown on tv ?? and pics of inside ??

Well must have sleep for rest to run amock next week in De La
Wednesday, June 22nd 2005 - 08:54:56 PM

Name: TALOS
Location: Zeus's Foundry
Comments: What the FUCK?. Must stop Jason getting the Golden Fleece from the Isle of Culkis.
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Wednesday, June 22nd 2005 - 12:32:36 PM

Name: Police Box
Location: Time and Space

Comments:
Wednesday, June 22nd 2005 - 12:20:12 PM

Name: Sutek
Location: Oblivion
Comments: What the ?.
Wednesday, June 22nd 2005 - 12:16:42 PM

Name: The Master
Location: Roman Column Tardis
Comments: Hey Doctor, remember one night as a schoolboy when you wanked off into your dirty schooljumper. Then in the morning you forgot to put it out in the laundry - put it on and wore it to school again. Looked like someone had SNEEZED on ya back.
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Wednesday, June 22nd 2005 - 12:14:21 PM

Name: Princess
Location: Box at 6.30
Comments: You'll be fucked when I bring the ACID down on ya.

Signed... The Peoples Champion.
Wednesday, June 22nd 2005 - 12:03:11 PM

Name: Gretel Clean
Location: Above the inferior male.
Comments: I see my competition has commented. Get thee back O' Harpie.
Wednesday, June 22nd 2005 - 11:46:21 AM

Name: Davros
Location: Dead
Comments: Little did the Doctor know that I'd eventually fuck him good. Long Live the DaaahhLEKsss
Wednesday, June 22nd 2005 - 11:41:56 AM

Name: Naomi, You Know me
Location: In Judgement
Comments: Big Brother - Is it acceptable or should peoples brains be washed out with soap and water for viewing soft porn. Do I frighten you?. My nickname is Miss Right... Little do they know that my first name is ALWAYS.
Wednesday, June 22nd 2005 - 11:37:48 AM

Name: SNOTBLOCKS
Location: In Da House
Comments: I wouldn't worry about what were doing on the TV being a bad influence on Australias youth.... The disturbing thing is that WE ARE - Australias youth
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Wednesday, June 22nd 2005 - 11:28:17 AM

Name: Waterman
Comments: I wonder how they make to sound of the tardis working ????
Saturday, May 28th 2005 - 09:56:01 PM

Name: DR
Comments: Not many people here :(
Saturday, April 30th 2005 - 02:26:41 PM

Name: Dr
Location: noddy land
Comments: Well it seems to be working now........the Dr is happy, fuck this shit when it dosent work, if ya car runs out of petrol you walk miles to get a can and a few litres to drive to the servo to fill up, easy, if these cunt computers fuck up you need experts to fix em, or the last one I had I smashed it with a sledge hammer, it was fucked, it was great I smashed all the boards, the hard drive I put on a piece of cement and pounded it flat, and put it in the wheelie bin to be melted down and turned into a toyota bumper bar, then got new computer.
Why do we need all this electronic shit ? I remember many years ago before mobile phones you had to find a pay phone and put 5 cents in the cunt and push button a or b to work the fucker through an operator some times !! Those days were much simpler I can tell you.

DR
Thursday, April 28th 2005 - 08:49:37 PM

Name: DR pissed off
Email address: www.lego.com
Comments: Fuck this guest book Ive tried 3 times to leave a message and it times out or some cunt of a thing so trying it Again !!

DR
Thursday, April 28th 2005 - 08:41:27 PM

Name: DR
Location: The Breakwater
Comments: As you enter the breakwater pub you know your on a different journey, on the door is an old sign etched in the glass "where not the boys from the bush, where the boys from the break"

Fuck it was busy this afternoon, they say its popular every afternoon, well theres really no where else to go, belmont opens at 3 and is fucked, decore in the break hasnt changed for about 30 years but I recon better than fucked De La, I dont miss that place any more at all, may be just call in some times to remind my self how fucked it is!

If your looking for a new girl frind go to the site below

Cheers
DR
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Tuesday, April 26th 2005 - 08:18:50 PM

Name: The Dr
Location: Hospital
Comments: Dear George,
I wish to inform you that your opedictomy operation is schedualed for may 3rd, could you please be at the hospital at 2pm the day prior, as discussed before thei complex operation will enable us to server, medically, the nerve that connects your optic nerve with your arse, there by enabling you to lead a life with out a shitty out look.

Yours Faithfully

DR Who
Monday, April 25th 2005 - 05:36:39 PM

Name: Benno
Location: Holy Place
Comments: I'll have to get used to this Pope job. Sure it's got hot and cold RUNNING altar boys. The Fishermans Ring has hemorrhoids. I can eat whatever I want to and i've got Vatican TV. I am not allowed to have any personal possessions so I had to give away my Kraftwerk and Marlene Dietrich LP's. See What The Boys In The Backroom Will Have and I'll have one of the same.
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Sunday, April 24th 2005 - 11:10:01 PM

Name: Fuchday "Johnnie" Nguyen
Location: Footscray Market Shop 4
Comments: Groovin site boss, I agree with you fuckem all.
Beer and pornos for ever.

Next time dude...
Sunday, April 24th 2005 - 07:42:45 PM

Name: DR
Location: Away from pollies
Comments: SO I see Bracks is over at Anzac Cove, the fickin wimp probably never held a rifle, he would run a thousand miles than risk defending Australia, he is a week insipid CUNT I cant stand him or the cunts that hang around him !! he's not even australian, and hes a ex school teacher.........fuck us,
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DR
Sunday, April 24th 2005 - 06:37:56 PM

Name: Pope Benedict XVI
Location: Vatican City
Email address: eggsbenedict@vaticancity.com
Comments: Hi George,

Great site keep up the good work! Please can you put in a few wet sex links, that's my kink!

All my blessings

Pope Benedict XVI

p.s.

Dr, I will pray for your ass and your beer farts...
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Saturday, April 23rd 2005 - 06:37:57 PM

Name: Dr
Comments: Barffff, Fart,,,,,spew,,,,,,dont ya just love the smell of a really rich beer fart in the morning !! Id forgotten how potent the cunts were, it nearly stripped the paint off the wall !!

Dr
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Saturday, April 23rd 2005 - 02:31:13 PM

Name: Dr
Comments: You did a good job George on that washer, may be you could become a washer mechanic ?? going into houses and fixing sexy house wifes washers some of them might swap a bit of cunt for a repair or two ??

Have you herd about this fire fox web browser? from www.mozilla.org ? supposed to be much better than IE shit.

And wheres my disco ??

DR
Wednesday, April 20th 2005 - 09:28:27 PM

Name: Dr
Location: TV Room
Comments: Well George Ive seen it all now, rember dr who.......Tom Baker ? I liked him, well now he is playing a half fucked snob on monarch of the glen on ch 2 on a sat night, fuck he has got fat, the things a time lord will do to earn some money to fix the tardis !

Any thing interesting happening your way ?

The Dr
Sunday, April 17th 2005 - 05:35:43 PM

Name: Double Choc
Location: In the Media
Comments: Fuck this i'm leaving Boxing to return to Rugby. The only green I want to see is in the bowl on my coffee table.
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Thursday, April 14th 2005 - 08:58:58 PM

Name: Pope 'Dong Small Lector' the First.
Location: In A Tupperware Cell
Comments: Well fuck me,... they're turning the blokes funeral into a circus. Great television they suppose. Hey Dr- I heard the new (todays) series of Dr Who has been bought by the ABC and will be aired later this year on Saturdays possibly. Leela's gone. Sniffy - sniff - sniff. More like SNIFFin' it. Big Brother crap coming up soon. At least some Tits and Arse there. I heard CH 10 blew 43 million on that DUD 'X FACTOR'. They won't get much of a profit but they're in the black. Also Eurovision Song contest is on in late April or early May. MMmmm, that's when I get to see some hot women from Europe. Drool. Watch out for the Hot timid Romana and the Black guardian.
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Friday, April 8th 2005 - 07:07:24 AM

Name: Dr
Location: Far away from Kirk !!
Comments: Just went to Kirk web site, listned to songs so horrable, how much torture can a person take AAAArrrggghhh I will seek help I promise what has become of kirk a once proud traveller of space, a poor demented cunt thinking he is singing, God help us all, I am going to put my comp speakers in the recycling bin, I can take the risk some one will hear his ramblings through my computer, I could not live with that thought, beam me up scotty, the captain has left the building..

The Dr..........
Monday, April 4th 2005 - 08:01:49 PM

Name: JAN
Location: Painting and Panting On The Beachfront
Comments: Hey Dr, remember our Hot rendevous last summer when I licked you behind the bollards.
I know what you bit last summer.
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Sunday, April 3rd 2005 - 08:22:20 AM

Name: George
Location: Schapele Corby's Boogie Board Bag
Comments: Thanks Dr. Not much doing here. Lookin' for more work. If look around in a search engine you'll probably find a picture of the Masters Tardis somewhere. In my Dr Who section i've just put in full episode story descriptions - like a TV guide. I haven't been to the De La for a couple of months, don't miss it at all. What's this House Of Gord, you bondage prick.

Below is a site link of Celebrity Scandals and how some of the perverted cunts died. Sad and sick.
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Thursday, March 31st 2005 - 10:25:04 PM